Amos! You're an absolute genius for seeing the potential of the non-polka-playing-accordianist (NPPA) as a weapon of mass confusion! Just imagine! When Dumbya gets ready for his next pre-emptive strike, instead of a half-million troops he can send in a few dozen NPPA's. The citizenry of the invaded country will flock toward the NPPA's with the intention of stoning them to death for playing polkas. But they won't play polkas! So as the accordianists stroll through the countryside the crowds around them will get larger and larger. Sort of like the Pied Piper only the crowds aren't really attracted to the music - they're attracted to the bloodlust that will ensue when a polka gets played. But no polkas will be played! Before long every man, woman, child, soldier, shiek, cleric and despotic ruler will be following the NPPA's around just waiting for that polka. But finally, somewhere out in the desert, the crowds will come to the realization that no polkas are going to be played! They will realize that not all accordianists play polkas! Their worlds will be turned upside down! They will renounce militant Islam or Rabid Zionism or Snake-handling Christianity or Crass Materialism or whatever other insanity afflicts them and will all become accordian players. And they will not play polkas because you don't have to play polkas to play accordian! Wow! World peace through no polkas! So simple yet so elegant.

BWL (Currently an abbreviation for "Boy! Whatta Looney!")