The question is not, "Did Jesus actually exist?" The question is, "Was Jesus a walking, talking human being or an anthropomorphic allegory for the state of consciousness induced by large doses of psylocibin mushrooms?" The other question is, "Why do we need Jesus anyway when 'The Mother of All BS Threads' is well on its way to becoming a religion?" And the other question is, "Why am I posting this foolishness when I could be playing the guitar instead?"

BWL (Bird-brained Witless Loon)