Hey Don, please continue to call yourself an American. Because "United Statesian" sounds unbelievably, um, stupid.

Don't know where you heard we in Canada want to be called Americans. We reserve that word to describe citizens of the USA, of whom we see plenty. Like you, we are North Americans, but that's as close as it gets. If we wanted to be Americans, we'd move to the U.S. Our country, like all the other countries on the American continents, does not have the word America in its name. Because "Canada of America" would sound, um, really stupid.

However your thoughtfulness is appreciated.

Best
Willie-O

p.s. I bet that nurse had a great ass.