You could convert to Islam, Tunesmith, like Cat Stevens...but no, wait! The Muslims also believe in Jesus! Well, geez... (oops!) Okay, how about becoming a Wiglafarian, then? They only believe in Harry Lee Wigley, and NO ONE would dare question the existence of Harry Lee Wigley. Ask Khandu for details.

And if that doesn't pan out, join the WSSBA and worship William Shatner. He is real. I can guarantee it.

- LH