"It walks, it talks, it crawls on its belly like a reptile!! It was found three miles from sea, three miles from land, and they don't know whatizzit!! The professors dunno whatizzit, the gummint don't know whatizzit! No-one knows whatizzit! Step right up and figure it out folks, whatizzit? Take yer hands out of your pockets, son, don't fiddle with the unemployed..."

Better hand around those hatchet cookies, MM -- the other ones just cause trouble!! :>)

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