Raptor, Why are there no recrational drugs taken in suppository form?     I dunno. Too much of a bummer maybe???

If a smoker wakes up from a seven year coma does he want a cigarette?    Seven YEARS? Ahhh, he'd probably need a big stogie like this!

At the risk of offending the PC, I offer these little gems (choke choke) --

"If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won't go" - Mark Twain

"Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar ... A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." - Groucho Marx

""Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing." - Joan Collins

(Gads, did Joan have dysfunctional taste buds or something? YUK!!!)

:>)   daylia