Dear Friends!

HOT NEWS!

It has been drawn to my attention that my good friend from postgraduate school, Dr. Neaubahnjeaux, has set up a special help site for the banjo afflicted.

My name is Ron. I'm a banjo player.

The good doctor is a real specialist in that field and his knowledge of the vellumed creature far outweighs my humble offerings.

I hope that this will provide an additional and much-awaited service to my needy and faithful clients!

More advice and views on Dr. Neaubahnjeaux's service over here.

Yours sincerely,

Dr. Guitar