Yeah, well, thanks Canada! After many years of avoiding the pitfalls of conventional marriage, but falling into the pitfalls of heterosexual love relationships anyway (outside of marriage), I have finally realized that the only person suitable for fulltime living with me is...myself!

Now that this legislation has been passed, I am legally able as a male to marry myself. This is cool.

I am getting engaged to myself this week, having found a suitable ring and all that. I don't like wearing rings much, but I will carry it in my pocket or maybe wear it on a pendant. It will serve to makes others aware that I am no longer available, having pledged my troth to me alone.

I'll let y'all know when the marriage date is set. I'm gonna be my own best man too, just to simplify things.

- LH