Oh, yeah, I was gonna say, as they say in Kentucky, 'tain't much of a weddin' without one or two fights....

Rules: no guns, no broken bottles, no knives; no brass knuckles; no life preservers, no blackjacks, tire irons, lengths of pipe, or saps; no eye-gouging; no ears bitten completely off, and gentlemen and ladies will assist in cleaning up by courteously returned any teeth knocked out to the person they knocked them out of. If you're going to knee or kick a guy in the crotch, please be considerate of his SO.

And have fun, fun, fun!