James My Leige, I have had several conversations with Bulstrode McFarland at his pile in Wheatstone about this very subject, it seems we may need a Garderobe. Apparently it can be a devilishly fiendish device when used in the correct manner which can appal even the most battle hardened soldier. Perchance we have the opportunity to inflict this terror on the loathsome Old Git, although it seems from another thread he has shown his true colours (yellow chevrons on a yellow shield I believe) and given you victory before battle has commenced