I knew someone who called his Cedric... the female equivelant was Jemima.

We have to be caredful, with a 7 yr old who has spongelike memory and ears that would shame a bat..... willies is about the most risque we dare... she wanted to know, at the age of 3, were they useful......

She asked me in the middle of a crowd of testosterone charged men, on their way to a football match on a Saturday afternoon, and she shouted it to make sure I heard it!

I'm afraid we stick with minnie for ladies parts now.

LTS