My Noble Lord MC Fat, it seems that I am being drawn into battle with EBarnacle, do you have any rusty old equipment I could utilise to deal with this wanton raggamuffin , it scarely seems necessary to tarnish our full armour.
However he may be perchance an "American Cousin" who does not fully comprehend the emormous task he is prevailing upon his pitiful self. I think I may need to take pity on the poor misguided fool. He says he will be visting this fair country in August, do you think we should extend a welcome to him and perhaps invite him to join our table at one of the fine hostelries in the fair town of Whitby.
I would not want to be seen as taking advantage of a half wit by putting him to the sword.
I would be indebted for your consideration

Lord Raggy