Hey, how come I got "designated"? Gimme a six-pack of anything. I gotta get my courage up so I can sing "I Feel Pretty" for that guy in the corner.
Oh, brother, why did I ever open my mouth and talk about that song?
On second thought, forget the singing, and wake me in the morning. It's been a long time since I've had a whole six-pack at once. ZZZZZZ......
-Joe-