You must have been in the wrong restrooms. As the owner/manager of a gas station that does substantial buisness with aliens, I have special restrooms set aside for thier convince while refueling their saucer. Your anatomy is significntly different from theirs. If you only had one finger (and not even an opposable thmub!) and other less mentionable features. (I'm not sure exactly what, I've never tried it, but I'm told they no longer go to some of my competition who tried a hidden camare. Modesty is important to them.) You would fully understand why they are willing to pay $.75 for a single finger glove where the door is locked, yet fly 50 lightyears out of your way to save the equevelent of $.005 a tank for fuel.

I don't know where they get money, but my banker has double checked and assures me it is not counterfeit.

Next time please use the correct restroom, if they smell human (and they will) I have to clean the entire restroom with mercury (which is slowly poisionous) without entering the restroom. I hav eextra long handles, but still getting to every corner is difficult. Its bad enough that I can't replace the tiolet paper (which may seem the same to you, but it is treated with expensive chemicals) from outside, I don't want to have to clean it again.