well I am turning it uncivil - if there is such a word - Raggy thats it - I am going to do all in my power to prevent your inheritance of my beloveds epiphone - I'll import people from the whole of christendom to duel you if I have to - the reason - you spout on about Whitby and is there a mention of a little Red and white rabbit - or even a big red and white rabbit - no!!

If I werent a lady I would challenge you myself. And you Old Git - you seconded him - so much for undying love and backing out of the duel to save my honour - yellow chevrons on a yellow shield might well be your colours you cad! MCFAT you are strangely silent! No strawberries and cream for dessert for you !!

Ebarnacle might I challenge you to invent another environmentally friendly coating - one that includes body armour - helmet and guantlets to rid the world of these ungentlemanly folk. Besides I now have visions of your tanned muscular body leaping ashore from a viking ship like Kirk Douglas or Tony Curtis in 'the Viking' - are you sure you are betrothed?