Come to think of it..."George Bush" is an absolutely superb name for a penis, but I think I'll choose to leave mine nameless.

If it's any help, Shalom, I had a friend years ago who called his "Little Wally" (much to the amusement of all of us). He was a bit immature, and found women so terrifying that he was barely able to look directly at them or speak to them, despite inwardly desiring them, but he assured us that Little Wally was simply gigantic when aroused. Uh-huh. Usual story. The problem was that the female half of the population never got to offer any testimonials about it at all. Sad, really. That was back in the early 70's. I hope he has made some progress in the intervening years.

- LH