Glad to see you here, Kelly! (For those who don't know, Kelly is one of my two daughters.) She will most definitely be at the actual wedding and other associated festivities. Sufficient bail money has been set aside for her, for Morticia, for JenEllen, for Liz, for catsPHiddle, for Noreen, for...

Hold on a moment! I'm not totally sure there is enough money in the coffers to sponsor these women who are sure to be locked up (plus who knows how many more!) and there is certainly not enough to begin to post bond for the men! This may result in an entirely different meaning for BYOB!!