We eard bout this website through a mate of ours in the Old Folks Home - Dirty Old Git.
'E told us that we could find the words of dirty songs 'ere, but we 'aven't found any gooduns yet. Then we saw this 'ere thing about getting screwed. Do you reckon that this Green Linnett guy would come over ter Essex and give the two of us a good sortin' out ? I suppose you could call us artists - we both draw things on the lavatory wall. I mean we both enjoy a good session with Dirty Old Git, but e's getting a bit passed it. 'E can usually manage to do both of us in one session, but then he can't manage it again for another hour or so. After all we're both Essex Girls and we need a bit more often than that.