I was getting my taxes done, and a tired-looking moke and his wife and two howling babies were standing at the bar next to me, and the accountant's assistant was talking to him. As I was waiting on my turn I heard her tell him he was wise enough to plan ahead, and have his babies in December, because he could deduct for the whole of the year. Before he could say ary a peep his wife blurted: "He never thought ahead a day in the last ten years! It was just St. Patrick's day!" His face is likely still red.

Taken as it was worth

Chaz