hEloo,i,dident,ex-plane,it,properley=
i,woke,up,and,my,hed,was,hanging,off,the,edge,of,the,bed
it,still,hurts,in,my,neck
i,think,it's.a,trapped,nerbe,or,something.
i,wont,go,to,doctors,though,as,he,is,crap=
he,dident,fix,my,ear,he,saidd,2,theres,nowt,rong,with,it"
BUT,i,been,deaf,in,my,ear,for,ages-
this,shuold,be,in,my,doctor,notes,
i,bet,he,just,couldent,be,arsed,to,read,them!
I,thought,about,sooing,him,but,i,cant,be,arsed.
anyway,my,house,smells,of,dead,animals=
i,think,its,the,hot,weather,why.

KJ-are,you,the,singing,womun,from,the,sloup?
if,so,i,like,that,song,called,Nancy's-Pane
its,really,good,you,should,put,it,on,your,next,cd
i,would,by,it,straight,away.
ps,my,doctor,is,scottish,,he,called,Dr,Macfee
9im,not,sure,if,thats,hoe,yoo,spell,it
it,might,be,Mcphee,not,sure.
but,if,he,is,not,bothered,about,my,ear,
why,doesent,he,piss,off,back,to,scotland,then?
im,noy,even,going,to,put,allegidley,because,its,troo
you,can,ask,him,if,youi,like.john