Well, we could be cynics and play Teresa Morgan's Wedding Song, but that's only for first time arounders -- for the starter marriage types.

Er, this isn't the first for youse guys, is it??

Ducking and diving, MA

(In a previous life I worked in a little library across from St. Michael's in Chicago -- yes, the one that's now a TV set -- and one very cynical guy on staff actually went out into the middle of the street when there was a wedding and yelled, "Fool!" at the departing car ...)