Ritchie "I've just heard a sketch by Jasper Carrott who said he was introduced to the hottest curry of all time in Newcastle.".

Not song related (except that I was on my way to the local folk club) but I was in my local curry house and somebody at the next table ordered a Chicken Korma with the request to that they "Wanted it hot". The waiter pointed out that Chicken Korma was a mild curry.

"I know that" came the reply "but I want it hot, not lukewarm like the one you served me last week".

Funny old thing language.