The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #61210   Message #984519
Posted By: VoxFox
16-Jul-03 - 12:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: English Summer
Subject: RE: BS: English Summer
Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart.
70 above - Texans turn on the heat and unpack thermal underwear.   People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
60 above - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.   Canadians plant gardens.   
50 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
40 above - Italian and English cars won't start. Canadians drive with their windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wooley hats.   Canadians have a last cookout before it gets cold.   
0 degrees - People in Miami all die.   Canadians lick the flagpole.   
   -20 - Californians fly to Mexico. Canadians get out their winter coats.
-40 - Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Guides in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
   -60 - Polar bears begin to evacuate.   Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
   -80 - Mt. St. Helenes freezes.   Canadians rent a video.
-100 - Santa Clause abandons North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
-297 - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Candian cows complain about farmers with cold hands.
-460 - All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). Candians start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"   
-500 - Hell freezes over. Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    I thought this was a good place to put this little gem..:o)   VF (hope the line breaks work, If not please help!!!)