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Thread #61210 Message #984519
Posted By: VoxFox
16-Jul-03 - 12:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: English Summer
Subject: RE: BS: English Summer
Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart. 70 above - Texans turn on the heat and unpack thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. 60 above - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 50 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 40 above - Italian and English cars won't start. Canadians drive with their windows down. 32 above - Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior water gets thicker. 20 above - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wooley hats. Canadians have a last cookout before it gets cold. 0 degrees - People in Miami all die. Canadians lick the flagpole. -20 - Californians fly to Mexico. Canadians get out their winter coats. -40 - Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Guides in Canada are selling cookies door to door. -60 - Polar bears begin to evacuate. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. -80 - Mt. St. Helenes freezes. Canadians rent a video. -100 - Santa Clause abandons North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. -297 - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Candian cows complain about farmers with cold hands. -460 - All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). Candians start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" -500 - Hell freezes over. Leafs win the Stanley Cup. I thought this was a good place to put this little gem..:o) VF (hope the line breaks work, If not please help!!!)