No, not me, the other barmy Brummie. Ozzie Osbourne is alleged to have wrestled a coyote that was attacking his chihuahua. The dog died any way.
Is this true?
Could it be:
1)He was trying to bite the head off the coyote as a rehearsal for a new stage show?
2)He had bitten the head off the chihuahua for crapping on the carpet too often and made up the coyote story to placate Sharon?
The news item also stated he had thrown poisoned chickens over his fence to kill the coyotes so I hope the US Wildlife Service are on his trail.

RtS
(at least Ozzie makes the rest of us from the City of a Thousand Trades look reasonably normal)