Jack, that is great!I'm chuckling as I write. Hey, here's one not for the faint at heart:

My friend's cousin went into the movie theatre balcony with a bag of warm oatmeal. You can see where this is going. Yes, 10 minutes into the show, he made the appropriate heaving noises, and dumped the bag on the poor unsuspecting audience below. It was a real show stopper.

I think the story is funny, but I would never do something like that, and I wouldn't like to be one of the oatmeal recipients.

Margarita