"Bloody House Elves! What have they done with the WMD?"

"Hermione, I told you there was no way Bush or Blair would take the veracitarium"

"Yes Ron, Hagrid does look a bit like John Prescott - but is less dangerous".

"I don't get it Hermione, how can Voldermort be an anagram of Alistair Campbell."

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