My sister is a lesbian. She has many qualities in common with a tension headache, but she's all the family I have. My main worry, now that her rottweiller is dead, is that someone who thinks he's a Bible believing Christian decide shooting her is just what God wants him to do.
Pat Robertson single handedly created the Y2K crisis. He started the story, and pushed it until the mainstream media picked up on it. It was never going to happen. Pat just likes disasters.
Could some of our Wiccan catters turn him into a toad. He'd be much more useful going ribbit and eating flies.