It's called "A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request" and it was written and recorded by the late Steve Goodman, a fabulous Chicago singer songwriter. You can lift the words quite easily off the recording - it's definitely on one of his live ones - either Artistic Hair or ... uh ... {shit, I'm at work right now so I can't remember the name of the other one.) If these CDs (which are great btw and a solid addition to any collection) are unavailable to you, let me know and I'll see what I can do. It's a lot to type in, but maybe I could ask my intern to do it.