"in my experience Y-chromosome folks don't generally get (Jane Austin)."

No accounting for tastes, but there are a lot who do. Here's what Rudyard Kipling's offering:

Jane went to Paradise:
That was only fair.
Good Sir Walter met her first,
And led her up the stair.
Henry and Tobias,
And Miguel of Spain,
Stood with Shakespeare at the top
To welcome Jane----
Then the Three Archangels
Offered out of hand,
Anything in Heaven's gift
That she might command.
Azrael's eyes upon her,
Raphael's wings above,
Michael's sword against her heart,
Jane said: "Love."

Instantly the under-
standing Seraphim
Laid their fingers on their lips
And went to look for him.
Stole across the Zodiac,
Harnessed Charles's Wain,
And whispered round the Nebulae
"Who loved Jane?"

In a private limbo
Where none had thought to look,
Sat a Hampshire gentleman
Reading of a book.
It was called _Persuasion_,
And it told the plain
Story of the love between
Him and Jane.

He heard the question
Circle Heaven through----
Closed the book and answered:
"I did----and do!"
Quietly but speddily
(As Captain Wentworth moved)
Entered into Paradise
The man Jane loved!