Many of us in the UK are, I feel certain, irritated by the recent trend in Pub Names. Often they seem devoid of any rationale and just seem to be two "traditional" sounding words thrown together at random. I just KNOW that before long there is going to be a "Witherspoon and Firkin" or a "Tap and Linnet"!!

At one time it seemed that a pub name meant something. Perhaps reflecting the politics of the times..... "Kings Head", "Duke of Cumberland", "Waterloo Tavern" for example. Another typical source for a pub name was often a reflection of local trades or pastimes..... "Fox and Hounds", "The Sloop", "Brickmakers/Blacksmiths/Sailors Arms".

Then there were those that reflected the local geography/features or place names such as..... "The Zoological" (named after local ornamental gardens),"Harbour Lights", "Ferry Inn". Most of these can be found in and around Hull but are common across the UK.

There are many other categories and examples. The important thing was that they all seemed to have some rationale to their names that people could relate too. A recent BBC Radio comedy show highlighted the issue and quick as a flash, Barry Cryer came up with a modern equivalent,

"The Laptop and Ferret" (possibly appropriate for Leeds/Manchester's re-developed business quarter?)

Or how a bout "The Lion and Cheetah" for one of those Westminster pubs frequented by our lawmakers?

Or the local teachers pub, "The Ofstead and Breakdown".

I always thought the Humber Bridge Tavern should be "Tolls-are-US"

Any one else have a suggestion that might maintain the traditional "rules" for naming pubs but still reflect modern society?