"Herr Pat Prays On The Airwaves" (Sung to the tune When Pat Works On The Railway)
In the year of two thousand three 'Twas then Herr Pat said "now I see" "God's gonna torch the three supremes While Pat prays on the air waves." Filame yore yore-a Fil-a-me yo-re yo-re-a While Pat prays on the air waves."