Just thought I would throw (sorry bowl) this one in....

Cricket Lovers by Bernard Carney

Be my cricket momma I'll be your cricket bloke
Drive me hard through the covers with a well timed stroke
I don't want no leg glance or no short pitched chat
To show me how you swing your bat

We'd be some partnership no one-day match
You my wicket maiden I your easy catch
Your leather on my willow would be my reward
I need to get some runs on your board

Lets not talk of sundries
Cos when they total up our score
I'll be your easy single
If you'll be my leg before

We'd know no boundaries we'd have wickets in hand
I'll even introduce you to the members stand
Don't want no Test Match or no Sheffield Shield
Just show me how you place your field

With your deep fine leg and your extra point
Our runs will never cease
I won't   be daring to think about declaring
Til I've got you in my crease

So when the light is fading or the rain stops play
I'll be your night watchmen any old day
So let's be cricket lovers now the seasons here
We'll maybe make it last all year
Come on and make it last all year