well that might be cos he can only access mudcat from work and he doesnt believe in work these days - gone for a very long weekend to Warwick - I believe he is going to make an appearance at the Sun Inn on said date though - it was a strange phone call but he fancied the duel - providing his chauffeuse can pick him up and drop him off!!!

DeanMeister what is your chosen song category MCFAT will of course do Burns - I expect Lord Raggy will act as his second - who wll be yours? Old Git can you persuade your second to leave his Mistress to be by your side and will The Marquis de Stainsby be there to judge - if not who will take on the challenge of facing bribary and corruption and nobbling?