The chorus goes:

Dear Matilda, how I loves ya And I've found a happy home With a cowshed and a pig sty Full of cows and pigs and that reminds me Darlin', how's your father, how's your mother I hope they're fine you know I send no kisses, I've been eating onions Yours sincerely, Joe

But what are the verses? from steve (folkie@trytel.com)