A few reminders of what he was really known for:

   
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy says the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days ... whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. 

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

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