Ha! Ha! Ha! Gasp! Omigod! I do believe that was the best (worst) stuff yet! Even Bill Shatner would grin in helpless resignation reading those, knowing full well he could not outdo that degree of literary ineptitude no matter how hard he tried, not even if his tongue was planted so firmly in his cheek that it would make Monica Lewinsky look like a rank amateur in comparison, cigar or no cigar. That stuff was as brilliant as, like, whatever...know what I'm sayin'?

- LH