The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #12530 Message #99273
Posted By: Roger the zimmer
26-Jul-99 - 10:49 AM
Thread Name: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
OK, I promise not to sing or play my kazoo, but can I tell you a story? Priest in confessional: Yes? ? Man:Father, I'm 80 years old, have led a blameless life up till last night when I went to a low bar [could it have been the Mudcat Tavern?], got drunk, met two 18-year old stunners, took them to a motel and made love to both of them several times. Priest: When was your last confession? Man: I've never been to confession before Priest: Why not Man:Because I'm Jewish Priest:Why are you telling me then ? . Man:I'm telling everyone!