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I'll never look at spam the same way again...

MARKETING 101

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and
pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him, and
get his telephone number. The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and
straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a
drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his
tie
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then
say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to
you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him
into going home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all these houses you're
passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated
toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.