Joe, I must admit that the title may be a trifle provocative, but I figured we needed a bit of light relief.

In the best traditions of the folk process I hereby rename the tune 'Hail Joe' or 'Hullo Joe" if you insist, and also seek contributions for the lyrics - 'Hail Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand ...' is already spoken for.

Mischievously,
John