Looking forward to tomorrow's session, hope all last week's friends can come again, with all others welcome.
BUT you simply MUST stop this surreal meandering on about toilets. Just go in , use them and leave. I blame you entirely for this Twiglet. You must be getting too much estuary air in South F. And DON'T ask me what you should use the toilet for!!
Harrumph
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells