I'm not sure it's the same song, but some Wainwright rhymes leap to mind: Drinks before dinner, and drinks with dinner, and after dinner, drinks. (forgot the next part, then...) Single entendre, help me, Rhonda, find my glasses, please ... (another memory lapse, then) come with me, and you will see, that it will be all right, Rudolph the red-nosed wino, will guide our sleigh tonight."