Whaddya mean "we", Clinton? I have already determined that the Martians are: (1) unstoppable (2) gorgeously suave   and (3) more socially responsible anyway than most Earthlings, having endured 48,000 years of drought and declining ecology due to planetary changes beyond their control.

Accordingly, I have leaked advance information to them about your whereabouts and you can depend on being one of the first undesirable Earthlings to be wiped out with extreme prejudice by their elite shock troops, whilst collaborators such as myself will join with the Martian liberation forces and bring relief to a suffering planet! Martians know what ecological destruction means, and they will not squander the natural beauty of Earth as our industrialists have. Plus, their women are very good looking too, which is a fringe benefit. You don't believe me? Contact William Shatner. He knows all about it, and he is going to receive the governorship of the entire North American region under the new administration which will be set up in cooperation with the Martian liberation forces.

Under our administration all cynics will die!!! Especially those who consider their own termination (and that of others) to be a "lucky" turn of affairs.

Ha! Your goose is cooked this time, Clinton. It'll be a fine New World, but you won't be there to see it, laddie. :-)

- LH