Yeah.........So did the good Doctor die at Christmastime when someone sliced him up as a FRUITCAKE!!!! Oh man do I love that label.....and here I was, just this morning, practicing on the E-Mail/Cookie Thread for the 34th Annual James Joyce Bullshit Writing Contest....and there on a soap bottle, words of greatness!!! WOW---All for One, One For All, 3 for a quarter, and Cleanliness is Next to the Good Humor Man and the UPS guy. How demeaning to say he didn't have a good grasp of the language!!!! It's perfectly clear!!! Obviously he had no grasp on reality but what the hell...........The soap's a real whiffer and scrubber huh? Clean the smegma off a bull's tool at 30 paces you say?

HIYIYIYI..........but lookit here Jobu, since you're digging away....Art and I were recalling that Redd Foxx used to peddle a soap named FUGG. That's right, if it needs cleaned...FUGG It. You've tried all the other cleaners and you can't get off that Dago wine barf? FUGG It. Your house needs a complete top to bottom cleaning? FUGG It. If it will help your search Joe, FUGG was made by one of America's Foremost Manufacturers. They've been making Foremost for years and are now manufacturing the big, new, Fivemost. FUGG came with a written, moneyback guarantee. If you return the unused portion of the product, they'll return the unused portion of your money. Now if all this is too "dirty" for your computer Joe....See it comin' doncha'? Sure.........FUGG It.

Spaw