of course it's got a still built in! Whadda ya think we shoot at them Martians! A high pressure jet of Hiram's 'special' corn squeezins will dissolve any metal. (and what does Hiram keep it in till were ready, you may ask? Why, simple...a 4th dimensional stasis tank that Hiram cobbled together from a '47 Buick radiator, a TRS-80 computer Hiram had carefully preserved, and some funny looking tubing and wires he picked up near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947....all sealed and caulked with a paste made of chicken droppings, his sister Belinda's fruitcake and some well-chewed licorice chewing gum. (Man, my jaws were sore!)

(if you want to DRINK some, Hiram will dilute it down to ¾ strength with Everclear & Gatoraid...I don't recommend it, though