i seen you miz penylopy an now that i no wher yu liv twilinsget i wil cum fur yu an mak yu mind an saf yu frum winson an thos guys. we don need Bubba Bubba too hach our chilrin nether jes sum putasium permanganat but i no yu don care if yur botum gets all brown frum it as long as the hachlings are helthy.

i'm cumin' to yu miz penylopy, an cept fer that gurl in the nashvil truk stop an that goat in arcandsaw iv ben faithful to or lov mostly.