Peter, I suppose this is sort of, almost, nearly applicable:

Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

(I still swear Cohen wrote that song on a bet: every verse contains a rhyme with 'halleluja'.)