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The Mudcat Cafesj

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I was standing on the corner
Not doing any harm.
Along came a policeman
And took me by the arm.
He took me around the corner
And he rang a little bell.
Along came a police car
And took me to my cell.

I woke up in the morning
And looked up on the wall.
The cooties and the bedbugs
Were having a game of ball.
The score was six to nothing.
The bedbugs were ahead.
The cooties hit a home run
And knocked me out of bed.




Source: Abrahams (1969)