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Down by the river
Where nobody goes
Along came {name1}                      (* Names a girl *)
Without any clothes.
Along came {name2}                      (* Names a boy *)
Swinging a chain.
Down went the zipper
And out it came.
Six months swelling.
Nine months later
Out it came.
A bald headed monster
Swinging a chain.




Source: Abraham (1969), Knapp (1976)