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Subject: Queen of Cheese - got the words? From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Oct 00 - 01:38 AM It's the poem that starts:
We have seen thee, Queen of Cheese I need the rest of the words...can't find 'em anywhere. Can anyone help? The guy who wrote it was an astonishingly bad poet who attained considerable fame in the 19th century precisely because he wrote such bad poetry. People bought it to laugh at it. Anybody remember who he was? |
Subject: RE: Queen of Cheese - got the words? From: Bob Bolton Date: 22 Oct 00 - 02:06 AM G'day Little Hawk, Your description: an astonishingly bad poet who attained considerable fame in the 19th century precisely because he wrote such bad poetry sounds distinctly like William McGonagall, (died in Edinburgh 1902). Unfortunately, The Queen of Cheese is not in Poetic Gems, the collection on my bookshelves. McGonagall was much admired by Spike Milligan, the quintessential Goon - and McGonagall was rated as the "World's Worst Poet" in The Book of Heroic Failures". Best of luck with these words - I shall await them with bated breath. Regards, Bob Bolton |
Subject: RE: Queen of Cheese - got the words? From: Malcolm Douglas Date: 22 Oct 00 - 12:56 PM The Queen of Cheese, by the Canadian poet James McIntyre, Musings on the Banks of Canadian Thames, including poems on local, Canadian and British subjects, and lines on the great poets of England, Ireland, Scotland and America, with a glance at the wars in Victoria's reign (Ingersoll: H. Rowland, 1884): may be found at UTEL (University of Toronto English Library): Ode On The Mammoth Cheese, Weighing Over 7,000 Pounds ODE ON THE MAMMOTH CHEESE, WEIGHING OVER 7,000 POUNDS [James McIntyre (1827-1906)] We have seen the Queen of cheese, Laying quietly at your ease, Gently fanned by evening breeze -- Thy fair form no flies dare seize.
All gaily dressed soon you'll go
Cows numerous as a swarm of bees --
May you not receive a scar as
Of the youth -- beware of these --
We'rt thou suspended from baloon, |
Subject: RE: Queen of Cheese - got the words? From: Hotspur Date: 22 Oct 00 - 05:53 PM There's also the famed Cheese Song from the Sterling Forest Renfaire: Cheese, cheese, cheese Won-der-ful cheese Bees don't like cheese But I love cheese. Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar In any kind of wedder There's simply nothing bedder Cause I love cheddar. Add equally bad verses ad libitum. |
Subject: RE: Queen of Cheese - got the words? From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Oct 00 - 07:46 PM Har! Har! Wonderful...
It just gets worse and worse Thank you, Malcolm Douglas, I am in your debt!!! I think it would be fun to see if any of us Mudcatters can actually write poetry this bad...could be fun, don't you think? Maybe I'll launch a thread... |
Subject: RE: Queen of Cheese - got the words? From: Bob Bolton Date: 22 Oct 00 - 10:24 PM G'day Malcolm, I think your James McIntyre could be a dark horse to unseat William McGonagall! (Oh! The umplumbed depths of Victorian heroic poetry!) Regard(les)s, Bob Bolton |
Subject: RE: Queen of Cheese - got the words? From: Malcolm Douglas Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:19 PM It's truly dreadful, isn't it! I'd never come across McIntyre till Little Hawk started this thread, but the poem sounded so ghastly that I just had to have a look for it, and I was not disappointed. Perhaps somebody should set a tune for it; it would need to be Victorian Grandiose, I should think... Malcolm |
Subject: RE: Queen of Cheese - got the words? From: CarolC Date: 24 Oct 00 - 11:38 PM Malcolm Douglas, you are my hero. Carol |
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