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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Café Inner Clique Application From: mousethief Date: 09 Jan 01 - 01:56 PM I should have noted that the fee to join the Inner Clique is US$25, in cash only. That will help Max a little if somebody DOES send this honker in. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Café Inner Clique Application From: Amergin Date: 09 Jan 01 - 01:54 PM You better watch it, Alex, or you'll have people actually trying to send this in. |
Subject: Mudcat Café Inner Clique Application From: mousethief Date: 09 Jan 01 - 01:49 PM Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC) Application Please print out this application on your printer, fill it out completely, and mail to the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed, c/o Mudcat Café. Finding the mailing address online is part of the proof that you're qualified, so don't whine about that. Applications are processed every 5th Tuesday between midnight and 12:01am. A score of 95% or better on the quiz portion of the application is required for admission to the Inner Clique. Essay counts for 50% of your grade. Use a #2 pencil. No talking. Successful applications will be voted upon by representatives of the Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC) at the annual Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC) Exclusionary Committee Meeting and Accordion-Bashing on February 30th. IDENTIFICATION PORTION: Full Legal Name: Former names, and dates of name changes (please give brief explanation for each name change on back of form): Names you might have wanted to have had instead: Mudcat Name (GUESTs need not apply): QUIZ PORTION - MULTIPLE CHOICE:
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The number one rule to remember at Mudcat is: QUIZ PORTION - ESSAY QUESTION I want to be a member of the Mudcat Café Inner Clique because (continue on back if necessary): OATH PORTION I hereby solemnly swear, affirm, and/or agree that, if selected by the Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC) as a perspective member, I will uphold the laws, bylaws, and sacred taboos of the Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC), never revealing them to non-Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC) members, not even my dog, and eventually have them tattooed on my inner left thigh in bright fuchsia ink. I will attack all anonymous GUESTs at every available opportunity, and make as many inside jokes as my keyboard can stand. (signature) |